That's not a firehose and you aren't fooling anyone. Also, your girlfriend has known all along that you are cheating on her, but she's staying with you because she doesn't want to have to pay for her own dinners and/or movies. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Sometimes in a kid’s movie a death scene is required. Whereas Arnold Schwarzenegger movies have desensitized adults to on-screen violence and death, children aren’t used to emotions more complex than hunger, tiredness, and the ever-present fear induced by Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. Which makes death in a kid’s movie about ten times more poignant and potent. picked by 1krazykorean 3 months ago

Don Hewitt, recognized as a father of modern television news and the creator of the medium's most successful broadcast, 60 Minutes, died of pancreatic cancer. He was 86 picked by suebe 3 months ago

Sony corporation has released information on it's new and slim PlayStation 3 model due this fall. It is almost a third smaller in size and weight and has a 120GB HDD with a slimmer price too.

Also, Sony has reduced the price of the existing 80GB model ($399 down to $299) and the 160GB model ($499 down to $399). picked by punthe 3 months ago

Your dissertation. As a single haiku.

Marine microbes eat
polysaccharides, except
that sometimes they don’t. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

A new study says the average age of video-game players in the United States is 35, and oh, by the way: They're overweight and tend to be depressed. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

In case you were wondering, the ultimate revenge gift for that skank that broke your heart WORKS!! This is the 2009 version of putting Nair in someone's shampoo. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Candyland is evil. picked by suebe 3 months ago

From this weekend's major releases, the movie generating the most excitement: District 9, a relatively low-budget thriller about human-alien relations in South Africa. But it - like many films like it - has a heavy theme: goddamn aliens! picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Are you constantly looking for something fresh and interesting to link to from your MySpace or Facebook account to intrigue and fascinate your friends? There is one remaining, very powerful way to provoke a reaction from your half-asleep friends. Link to one of the following top 10 disgusting websites, and watch what sort of response you get. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Advertising is one of the most powerful forces shaping our lives. From the day we are born to the day we die, for every waking hour, we are bombarded with exhortations to buy. Advertising is the enabler of the consumer society, keeping factories open and people employed, and giving everyone a reason to get out of bed in the morning so they can work ever harder for more and more things that they d... read full post picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Zombies are a popular figure in pop culture/entertainment and they are usually portrayed as being brought about through an outbreak or epidemic. Consequently, we model a zombie attack, using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies. We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions.*PDF FILE* picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Squirrels are now bombing everywhere, clogging the tubes and interrupting many a classic moment. There’s even a Twibbon to help you show your support for the venerable portrait-crashing rodent. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

When you travel through time and space, you're bound to run into yourself occasionally. These meetings can be awkward, embarrassing, or lead to uncontrollable fainting, but there are some things your future self can teach you better than anyone else. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

The symbolism surrounding Lady Gaga is so blatant that one might wonder if it’s all a sick joke. Illuminati symbolism is becoming so clear that analysis like this one becomes a simple exercise of pointing out the obvious.

*I promise this is an interesting read! picked by nateebiinature 3 months ago

Les Paul, the guitarist and inventor who changed the course of music with the electric guitar and multitrack recording and had a string of hits, many with wife Mary Ford, died on Thursday. He was 94.

He was hospitalized just a few miles away from where I live. R.I.P. Les picked by suebe 4 months ago

TV host Wallace Souza aimed to boost his ratings by ordering people killed, say Brazilian police. picked by suebe 4 months ago

“It’s time,” said Reubens in a press release. “My Pee-wee suit and red bow tie are at the ready - and this is proof that white shoes are cool past Labor Day.” picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

Happy Birthday, Emperor Palpatine! Wait, did I say Emperor Palpatine? I meant Ian McDiarmid, the award-winning Scottish actor who turned 65 on Tuesday. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

Does science fiction really cease to be science fiction if you can't understand the science? I'm reminded of Arthur C. Clarke's famous quote: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

Are Bert & Ernie lovers? Is Cookie Monster becoming ‘Veggie Monster’? Here’s a look at 8 nagging Sesame Street rumors and whether there’s any truth behind them. picked by nateebiinature 4 months ago

I know a woman who stripped her way through college. Shes now a corporate headhunter, pulling down a six figure annual salary, shes married, and shes got a kid. Her story, as they say, ends happily ever after. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

The wife of Monkees' drummer Micky Dolenz was arrested after collecting over $130,000 in housing subsidies from New York City long after she failed to qualify for the handout after marrying the actor/musician in 2002. picked by suebe 4 months ago

Best press release ever by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's daughter, in response to her father's recent fall from a stage.

Video of the fall in article. picked by suebe 4 months ago