Come up with your own lyrics for this song. I'll enclose the words and video...you go!


Here is inspiration:
Adjustin' my dentures
Recallin' adventures
All those crustations I ate long ago
At least I have liquid
to go with my boiled squid
Can somebody help me program my TIVO

Twiddling while Plimes down
I'm wearing a big frown
The rest of the net just don't make the grade
and some of the plimates
are strangling their roommates
If it's not back soon we will all go to hell

Drinkin' my eighth beer,
Now there is no fear.
Gonna let that douche have a piece of my mind....

Smokin' a bowl now--
Under control now.
Better hit "back." Yep, it's time to rewind.

Savin' the day again with marijuana, dear.
Realized there's no need to assault....

Some people aim to prove that they're just insane,
But I don't,
Unless I'm caught off-guard....

*Cue marimbas*

hacking a lung up
filled the damn spit cup
but ran out of chew two days ago
my chest just wont get clear
got emphysema last year
but still cant quit that god damn tobacco

wastin away again in nicotineville
searching for my last cigarette pack
some people claim that theres a woman to blame
but i know its phillip morris's fault

Would you call my cell please?
It left with my car keys.
I don't know why I always lose things?
Last time was my glasses.
Have you seen my bus pass.
All the frustration that Alzheimer's brings.

Growin' older now at the retirement home.
Searchin' for my lost bottle of pills.
Some people say that their related to me.
But I can't...
remember who they are.

Now I don't remember.
If It's June or December.
Did I have my breakfast this morning or not?
The nurse that just left here.
She says she's my daughter.
I think she came in just to steal my wrist watch.

Growin' older now at the retirement home.
Searchin' for my walkin' cane and my shoes.
Some people say that I've gone out of my head.
But I can't...
remember who they are.

I just had my suit case.
I know it's here some place.
Got to go to that job interview.
Look here at this picture.
Do they look familiar?
Only one I recognize here is me.

Growin' older now at the retirement home.
Searchin' for that little TV remote.
I know we've talked now for an hour or two.
But I can't...
remember who you are.

Bornbad.
You inspired me.

You did a good job.

Thank you.