Vampires - In Space! Or the Future! Or Both! Posted: 5 months ago by bornbad
Why must vampires always appear someplace in Louisiana, Northern California, or London whining about their gothic pasts? If you're sick of the same old vamps, we've got a batch of newfangled ones for you - some from outer space.
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Why Zombies Make Better Horror Movies Than Vampires Posted: 2 months ago by yamz66
The battle of the undead on the big screen has been under way for some time now, and after months of hearing that vampires are taking over pop culture, it seems like we shouldn't quite put our friends the zombies (no, not those ones) down for the count.
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Self-identified vampires create community in South Florida Posted: 7 days ago by Bornbad
For a group of South Floridians who consider themselves modern-day vampires, their world is not one based on role playing.
*Flori-duh*
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Vampires + Tampons! Posted: 8 months ago by suebe
This is one of those over-obvious concepts that we would've been happy to live and die without ever having seen realized.
Tampons + vampires -- of course!
Bonus Vampire/Tampon joke
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Physicists Prove That Vampires Could Not Exist Posted: 7 months ago by suebe
"Two physicists have published an academic paper where they demonstrate that vampires could not exist, "since they would almost immediately deplete their entire food supply."
I'm keeping my garlic necklace, silver cross and silver bullet, just in case.
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Vampires Suck. Posted: 4 months ago by chez
Actually, they don't and that's the problem.
Bloodsucking is so yesterday. It's so 1994. It's so Anne Rice. Today's vampire is a good listener. He cares about our love lives and our problems, which is strange because we're supposed to be his food.
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Sails of Blood Posted: 6 months ago by donteatpoop
Vampires and Pirates...
(make sure you go to the first page and read it from the beginning)
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Barackula Posted: 1 year ago by tvirus
Barackula is a short political horror rock musical about young Barack Obama having to stave off a secret society of vampires at Harvard when he was inducted into presidency at the Harvard Law Review in 1990.
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Vampires Are Alive Posted: 3 years ago by Bornbad
Switzerland's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest 2007 in Helsinki.(This sucks so bad, every up vote means it is true)
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