Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days Posted: 12 months ago by bevissimo
A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison....
Since when is a vacuum considered a victim? The robots have taken over.
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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
Richard Cram, 65, was willing to pay nearly $70 after he tried to swipe the ice cream bar from a Fort Pierce food mart, police said.
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What the heck is this? Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
I live in such a small community that this made the front page. Knowing the photographer personally, I'm going with accidental lint on the lens, artfully placed to accommodate the jet stream; but the local guesses are fun.
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Bush says he leaves with `good, solid record' Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
Proof Positive that the man hasn't got a clue about anything:
"I tell people I leave town with a great sense of accomplishment and my head held high," Bush told a small pool of reporters Tuesday at the end of his final meeting with his top advisers.
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'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
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Dad angry over child support kills son Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
A man who initially told police gunmen kidnapped his 2 1/2-year-old son was arrested Saturday, accused of committing an "extremely hideous" murder because he was ordered to pay child support.
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Seasons Greetings from Sarah Palin Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
Sarah Palin's Christmas Card; Artist unknown
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Detective fired after gun joke in mistaken phone message Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
Instead of calling a friend who ran a helicopter school, England mistakenly left a message with a Montana couple. In the message, England apparently expressed concern that someone might take his time slot for flying. He then states, “You just remember, I have enough pistols to shoot you, one for each day of the week for a month.”
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Love that breast meat. Posted: 1 year ago by bevissimo
Christmas dinner - and succulent breast meat.
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"Green" Grafitti Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
Photo essay of both high tech and green grafitti.
Kewl man...
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Bush caught on Candid Camera... Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
After telling the press to turn off the cameras, Bush spoke candidly.
Naturally, all cameras were not off.
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Can you help identify voice of mysterious girl? Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
SEATTLE -- The Coast Guard is asking for the public's help in identifying a 6-year-old girl who may be in trouble aboard a boat somewhere in the south end of the Puget Sound.
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Omarosa V Williams - On Air Cat Fight! Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
Omarosa, of Apprentice fame, gets herself ejected from the Wendy Williams Show while promoting her book "The b***h Switch".
And they say you can't tell a book by its cover...
News story here.
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Fantastic Contraption Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
Fantastic Contraption is an elastic attraction.
Each physics level guarantees satisfaction.
And unless you have a strange allergic reaction,
You'll soon be hooked on Newton's laws of interaction.
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What's a penis worth? $795,000, court rules Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation.
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The Original BOZO has died. Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
Larry Harmon, who appeared as Bozo the Clown for decades and licensed the name to other Bozos around the world, has died at age 83.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 580 [+].
Class ring lost for 54 years returned to owner Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
A woman who lost her class ring in Lake Michigan in 1954 has it back, thanks to a metal-detector hobbyist. he ring's owner says she had forgotten about the ring she lost at Ludington State Park. And she's even more puzzled that Savage found it in a lake about a dozen miles away.
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Toilet-trained chimp on the run in a forest Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest.
Moe served as his owner's best man at wedding.
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Man seen in thong, fake breasts attracts police Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
MANCHESTER, Conn. - A Manchester man has been arrested after he allegedly strolled along Interstate 291 wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig. Police say they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search over the weekend.
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Police suspect giraffe in circus breakout Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said.
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Feds consider euthanizing wild horses in West Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
RENO, Nev. - Federal officials are considering euthanizing wild horses to deal with the growing population on the range and in holding facilities, authorities said Monday.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 141 [+].
Boy posing for photos at Yellowstone gets flipped in the air by a bison Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyo. (AP) - A 12-year-old boy is in the hospital after a bison he was posing near flipped him in the air at Yellowstone National Park.
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Police: Woman's baby was cut from womb Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
KENNEWICK, Wash. (AP) - Kennewick, Wash., police report that a pregnant woman was stabbed multiple times in the chest and her nearly full-term baby was cut from her womb. A second woman has been arrested.
The baby has been hospitalized in critical condition.
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The Luna Lounge - feel the vibes! Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
Pick up the phone, invite 30 friends over and chill out on Luna. This latest piece of "super furniture" was unveiled last month...Measuring 17'3" x 14'7", Luna is a furniture "landscape".
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Model dies in fall from NYC building Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
A European Vogue cover model fell to her death from her Manhattan apartment building Saturday in an apparent suicide, published reports said.
Ruslana Korshunova, 20, died around 2:30 p.m. in a fall from a building on Water Street.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 78 [+].