For a group of South Floridians who consider themselves modern-day vampires, their world is not one based on role playing.

*Flori-duh* picked by Bornbad 5 days ago

The battle of the undead on the big screen has been under way for some time now, and after months of hearing that vampires are taking over pop culture, it seems like we shouldn't quite put our friends the zombies (no, not those ones) down for the count. picked by yamz66 2 months ago

This is one of those over-obvious concepts that we would've been happy to live and die without ever having seen realized.
Tampons + vampires -- of course!
Bonus Vampire/Tampon joke picked by suebe 8 months ago

Why must vampires always appear someplace in Louisiana, Northern California, or London whining about their gothic pasts? If you're sick of the same old vamps, we've got a batch of newfangled ones for you - some from outer space. picked by bornbad 5 months ago

"Two physicists have published an academic paper where they demonstrate that vampires could not exist, "since they would almost immediately deplete their entire food supply."

I'm keeping my garlic necklace, silver cross and silver bullet, just in case. picked by suebe 7 months ago

Actually, they don't and that's the problem.
Bloodsucking is so yesterday. It's so 1994. It's so Anne Rice. Today's vampire is a good listener. He cares about our love lives and our problems, which is strange because we're supposed to be his food. picked by chez 4 months ago

Vampires and Pirates...

(make sure you go to the first page and read it from the beginning) picked by donteatpoop 6 months ago

Barackula is a short political horror rock musical about young Barack Obama having to stave off a secret society of vampires at Harvard when he was inducted into presidency at the Harvard Law Review in 1990. picked by tvirus 1 year ago

Switzerland's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest 2007 in Helsinki.(This sucks so bad, every up vote means it is true) picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

The famous 12 day film festival opens today. Forget George Clooney and Angelina Jolie . . . I want to see "The Golden Nazi Vampire of Absam: Part II - The Secret of Kottlitz Castle"! picked by VooDooPeacock 3 years ago

We are your friend, your co - worker, your neighbors. picked by donteatpoop 2 years ago

Obviously British-American relations are getting a bit dull, as Sir Nigel Sheinwald, Britain's ambassador to the U.S., felt the most pressing topic was the issue of Brits being cast as American vampires.

Also read/listen to NPR's interview with him on the subject. He's pretty charming. picked by lynxears 16 hours ago

A skeleton exhumed from a grave in Venice is being claimed as the first known example of the "vampires" widely referred to in contemporary documents. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

If you enjoyed, Hated, or didn't understand the movie 30 Days of Night, This is for you! picked by lostsoul135 2 years ago

A crowd of Guyanese villagers lynched an elderly woman they accused of being an evil spirit who shrinks in size, entering homes through keyholes to drink the blood of human babies. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

Scientists have used embryonic stem cells to generate blood -- a feat that could eventually lead to endless supplies of type O-negative blood, a rare blood type prized by doctors for its versatility picked by bernardblack 1 year ago

"It's better to cut right in here," Nikolai explains. He wants to exact a wound that bleeds but won't get out of hand. "If you get it light enough, at the right angle, there's absolutely no chance of scarring. The cut'll even close itself up sometimes." picked by suebe 10 months ago

There are no highbrow zombie movies or novels, and admitting you love them amounts to a declaration that your tastes are unrefined. In truth, zombies should be boring. There are only so many things you can do with them, narratively speaking. They can't charm you, like vampires, or make you pity them as they relate their torment while in human form, like werewolves. picked by bornbad 5 months ago

When you've got to kill every mutherf***ing zombie in the room.

WARNING: Will not dispose of vampires, werewolves or Jehovah's Witnesses. picked by tigertony 2 years ago

Twilight has stirred up fear of the undead at Boston Latin School, founded in 1635. It would be a great haunt, after all. picked by meggysue 8 months ago