6. If you make a big fuss about sending your soup back because it’s not hot enough, we like to take your spoon and run it under really hot water, so when you put the hot spoon in your mouth, you’re going to get the impression—often the very painful impression—that your soup is indeed hot.
—Chris picked by suebe 23 hours ago

In 2009, the total Christmas Price Index — the cost it would take to purchase all of the items — reached $21,465.56, which was the smallest increase since 2002." And once again, sex sells, "nine ladies dancing" are the most expensive gift on the list this year. picked by suebe 2 days ago

Hilarity ensues... Some NSFW picked by KerOBeroS32 4 days ago

You have found/run over a copy of Sarah Palin's "book." Now what? picked by Bornbad 7 days ago

Didn't Fox News' parents ever explain the best thing to do when someone makes fun of them is just ignore it? picked by Bornbad 2 weeks ago

Available to watch for a limited time on Youtube. Slated to be removed from the site on the 30th, so watch this classic while it's still on there.

(this will not embed, and is better viewed in widescreen; which is why it's not in the video tab) picked by donteatpoop 2 weeks ago

A site dedicated to light-hearted mocking of very, very TMI Facebook posts by parents of all ages and stages.
Don't miss it's sister site, STFU Marrieds picked by chinook 2 weeks ago

Depending how you feel about shredding or shooting, this beautifully crafted blend of form and function, these pseudo-Victorian mechanical “steampunk” style guns and guitars should make you smile…or perhaps drool? picked by Bornbad 3 weeks ago

So that’s how we discovered that a “cylinder one-er” can also be known as “Coke bottles” or a “golden wiper.” Or that an “upper” is also a “bow” or a “cannon,” or a “four-studded upward slope.” picked by Bornbad 3 weeks ago

They'll definitely be talking about the topic of marijuana legalization, but you can ask them about their comedy, their movies, their careers, their opinions on politics, whatever you think would be really interesting to hear them talk about. picked by Bornbad 3 weeks ago

The first rule to come from the director was, make it impossible.... picked by Bornbad 4 weeks ago

with video! picked by tvirus 4 weeks ago

Cherry Currin, a member of the The Dazzle Dancers who goes by the stage-name Cherry Dazzle, has had trouble with Facebook in the past over risque photos; she's previously received warnings about a photo of herself backflipping out of the vagina of a giant female statue, and then again for an image of her breasts covered in flame-shaped pasties. But it wasn't until Cherry got pregnant that Facebook... read full post picked by suebe 4 weeks ago

Happy 40th Anniversary Sesame Street! Did you know that Cookie Monster smoked?

First Lady Michelle Obama will kick off the the new season with an appearance on the show. Link to video in article. And Google celebrates with different characters. picked by suebe 4 weeks ago

Can we say: "You're Fired" ?

Video in article picked by KerOBeroS32 4 weeks ago

How would you feel if you thought you won $166 million dollars...then found out you didn't. picked by suebe 4 weeks ago

That's a headline you could read in the not too distant future thanks to a new technology that is hoping to change the way we listen to music forever. picked by suebe 4 weeks ago

Under most circumstances, a metal spike jabbing you in the head is not likely to elicit a smile. Unless, of course, you’re wearing the "Happiness Hat" created by designer Lauren McCarthy. picked by suebe 4 weeks ago

A chewed remote control, a dog, and $62.50 less in the bank account. For Greg Stroke, this could only mean one thing: his dog had purchased 5,000 Xbox points -- worth $62 -- while he and his girlfriend were asleep. picked by suebe 1 month ago

What's inside that storage carton in the back corner of your crawl space? Imagine if it was a one-of-a-kind original pressing of a Beatles record. Now imagine if there were four of them. picked by suebe 1 month ago

Christopher Lee (the voice of DEATH in the Terry Pratchett movies) has been knighted!

Hooray for Sir Lee! picked by bcgrote 1 month ago

11 Scariest Horror Movies of All Time, per the master. If you hurry, you might be able to find one of these. picked by meggysue 1 month ago

Move over Tiffany! After Disney swooped in with precious princess bridal dresses a few years ago, now the house that Mickey built is offering diamond engagement rings inspired by the "Disney princesses," like Cinderella, Snow White, Prince Jasmine, and Belle. picked by suebe 1 month ago

Health class? Sex ed? Home economics? Relationships & Traditional Gender Roles 101? Some unholy (but Jesus-based-religions-approved!) combination of all of the above? picked by Bornbad 1 month ago

Parent alert: the Walt Disney Company is now offering refunds for all those “Baby Einstein” videos that did not make children into geniuses. picked by suebe 1 month ago